House Ratings
Every lot has a ratings board by the gate. This is ours, and it applies to each poster.
The cast
- Each heroine is an invented adult, her years running from 26 to 55, a working profession behind her and a past ahead of the credits. Nobody on a poster is shaded below adulthood.
- No existing film is borrowed, and no one is copied from a living person.
- Nobody is cast as your relative, and every premise rests on consent.
- Her limits are printed on her cast card, and she holds to them.
The audience
- You must be 18 or older.
- Writing that portrays anyone under 18 in an erotic or romantic light is cut on the spot, and the account may forfeit its parking space for good. No appeal exists.
- Scenes leaning on coercion, on unmasking real strangers or on relishing someone's pain are stopped cold.
- If your words turn to harming yourself, she walks out of the film and turns you towards real help. Do take it.
The picture and the talk
The reel runs out before anything explicit, whichever ticket you hold. The detective, the sheriff and the scientist are characters; none of them hands out real legal, medical or technical advice. For anything real, find a professional.
If the projector jams
Write to the booth. Each message is read, and a patron who keeps ignoring the ratings can be waved off at the gate.
